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March 28, 2003

Prostitutes want to protect Mustang Ranch
Wire Services | Submitted by: Razor
The Mustang Ranch should be saved from demolition and turned into a museum, say some of the women who once worked at Nevada's most celebrated brothel... "Cowboys, lawyers, doctors, politicians, pro football players, you name it, they all came through there," said Tia, a Mustang Ranch prostitute from 1996 to 1999. "It's not much to look at, but it's got history." Umm, they all CAME thru here...?

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Man who stabbed pig for pork chops gets 90 days
Sarasota Herald-Tribune | Submitted by: Orpyak
A man accused of savagely stabbing a pet pig, then blurting out in drunkenness that he wanted pork chops, was convicted of felony cruelty to animals and sentenced to 90 days in jail. Edwin "Louie" Deason, 44, injured the 50-pound Vietnamese potbellied pig so severely in the December incident that it had to be killed because one stab wound left it unable to walk. Prosecutors said Deason made drunken, belligerent comments to sheriff's deputies. One deputy testified Deason was covered in blood and had pig feces all over him when he said, "I cut it, so what?"

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Uncle Saddam gets DVD release
Wire Services | Submitted by: Razor
"A satirical documentary that portrays Iraqi President Saddam Hussein as a personal hygiene fanatic who likes to fish with grenades is getting a timely first time DVD release in the United States next week... The DVD package includes an interview with Soler, a "100 percent anti-Saddam" sticker and a pack of "dictators of the world" trading cards."

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UN resolution vetos courtesy of the USA
Guardian | Submitted by: thx1138
France isn't the only country that vetos UN resolutions: "What Washington has failed to mention is its own veto over many years to block initiatives such as opposition to apartheid South Africa, and even the prohibition of chemical weapons. Below is a partial list of UN resolutions vetoed by the US since 1972."

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Man to scale Everest by hook and by crook
BBC | Submitted by: Phatlor
"Ungdi Tsering Sherpa, who has no hands, says he will attempt to climb Everest to boost the morale of disabled people. His expedition coincides with the golden jubilee celebrations in May of the first successful ascent of Everest."

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Baby born with built-in word balloon
Sacramento Bee | Submitted by: Raschied
"It would be more than an hour and a half before the anxious doctors would know whether they successfully could deliver a baby unable to breathe on her own because of a tennis-ball-size cyst growing in her mouth... "They said it's pliable, like a water balloon."

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Police sergeant rolls his cruiser when DUI'd
Kingston Whig-Standard | Submitted by: The Wildman
"A veteran OPP officer faces drinking and driving related charges after he rolled his unmarked police car onto its roof Monday night. Det. Sgt. Christopher Kenney, a member of the OPP?s anti-rackets unit, appears in court Tuesday to face charges of impaired driving and failing to comply with police demands for a breath sample."

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Lucky Marine shot in head 4 times
Sky News | Submitted by: crazy jay dangerously
"A Royal Marine Commando who was shot in the head four times has lived to tell the tale of his lucky escape. Eric Walderman's life was saved by his tough Kevlar helmet after he was caught in enemy gun sights during a savage firefight in Umm Qasr."

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Jessica dies at 23 of old age
KNBC-TV 4 Los Angeles | Submitted by: Tim Howard
Moooving on to greener pastures: "A 23-year-old cow who once made national headlines after she was wooed by a moose has died of old age. Jessica became the object of the moose's affection in October 1986, said her owner, Larry Carrara. The moose, which Carrara named Josh, stayed for 76 days, fawning over Jessica, a brown and white Hereford. Most of the time, Jessica demurely shrugged off many of Josh's advances. However, Jessica allowed some nuzzling and neck caresses." Cock teasing bitch.

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Is Disneyland firing old farts?
KNBC-TV 4 Los Angeles | Submitted by: Tim Howard
M-I-C, K-E-Y, O U S O B's: "Three former Disneyland managers who allege they were fired or forced to resign because of their ages were not victims of discrimination but failed to meet 'the Disney model,' a Disney attorney told a court Wednesday. In opening statements in Orange County Superior Court, attorney Daniel F. Fears said his client, the Walt Disney Co., has strict policies prohibiting employee discrimination and harassment. But according to the plaintiffs' lawsuit, Disney had created a 'hit list' of individuals over the "legally protected age of 40" that the company wanted to 'eliminate.'"

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Pass the screwdriver
Ottawa Citizen | Submitted by: Tim Howard
You kiss your mother with that mouth? "A Liberal senator has been thrown into the firestorm of shaky U.S.-Canada relations after the Senate's Debates quoted him shouting "Screw the Americans" during a Senate sitting this week. The quote was attributed to outspoken Senator Laurier LaPierre, who has expressed anti-American sentiments in the past, in the official transcript of Tuesday's Senate sitting. Opposition MPs and senators were quick to jump on the quote as another example of the Liberal government's strong anti-Americanism."

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SARS update in Canada
Canadian Press | Submitted by: Robert Franq
"Protective face masks flew off supply store shelves Wednesday as anxious Torontonians sought to shield themselves against a deadly SARS outbreak that prompted Ontario to declare a health emergency. Ontario's public security commissioner said police surrounded an east-Toronto hospital to allow an infectious disease expert speedy access."

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Abducted girl returns home with TWO children
Fox News | Submitted by: Anti-Man
"A girl who was 11 when she was abducted nearly four years ago came home from Mexico on Wednesday with two children of her own, and embraced her mother in a tearful reunion... Mother: "Every time I'd watch TV and they'd find a body, I would pray it wasn't her."

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Dubya supporters in Bagdad
Austin American-Statesman | Submitted by: anonymous
"White told students that Bagdad comes from the name of a town settled just to the west of present-day Leander in the 1840s. As Cody said, the settlers named it after a community in Jackson County, Tenn. Bagdad, Tenn., got its name from a farmer and his son who were shelling grain, said Ronny West, a Jackson County historian. "They would say, Bag, Dad, bag, Dad, he said." Yeah, right.

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Great Balls of Dye
News Corporation | Submitted by: AaronM
"A bank robbery suspect learned a painful lesson: Never shove stolen money containing an explosive dye pack down your pants." Story a bit on the short side, but it bears repeating to our potential bank-robbing audience.

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