jerkcity fuck of the month rotten press scientology


rotten dailyrotten articles rotten search
About Dailyrotten


Feedback
If you like this page, hate it, or would like to suggest changes, staff@rotten.com is listening. This page is experimental and somewhat different from what we usually offer, so please do send your feedback.

Adding Stories
If you are a rotten newshound and you would like to suggest a story, visit our submit page to send us the URL. Stories that are accepted will have your name credited.

Posting Comments
In order to post comments to stories, you will have to create an account. Accounts will generally be validated within 24 hours, and of course will be disabled if there is abuse.

Viewership
On the first full day this page went live, 100,000 people visited this Rotten News page. Of course that was the day after the WTC attacks, so that number is somewhat distorted. Right now this page gets between 50,000 and 75,000 people every day.

Linking
We encourage everyone to link to this page; if you like it, others probably will as well.

Other Rotten
Rotten
Gaping Maw
Celebrity Morgue
Mugshots
Rotten Store
Rate My Poo
Rate My Kitten
Rate My Finger
Penny Postcards
Phallic
Boners

Home
Make Dailyrotten
your start page




May 01, 2002

Petty thieves gone wild
St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Rasta Mon
Two thieves flashed their tits at some poor soul in order to distract him long enough to steal his wallet. The ruse worked, but the descriptions of the perps remains hazy: "Well, I had to tell the cops, pretty much, I don't think I'd know those girls' faces if you made me look at a lineup. But one thing's for sure, in terms of IDs: Both those girls were 36 Cs."

Read article...

Insurer wants woman to fax nude pics to them
World Net Daily | Submitted by: heptapod
A woman needs to get hernia surgery but was denied, she contacted CIGNA who says they'll consider it but "They wanted me to fax pictures of me in my bra and panties, with the panties pulled down to my crotch, front and side views," Of course CIGNA replied with "We have women faxing pictures of their breasts all the time." Best Job Ever.

Read article...

Israelis sifting through captured Palestinian disks
Ha'aretz | Submitted by: Soylent
"Within the context of Operation Defensive Shield, an intelligence unit specialized in systematically going through public institutions of the Palestinian Authority and collecting hard disks from computers in offices, for the purposes of examining them based on the assumption that some would contain information on terrorist activity."

Read article...

Turner CEO claims that TiVo is theft
Inside | Submitted by: Sketch
What does Turner think of your ability to pass over commercials when watching television? "Because of the ad skips.... It's theft. Your contract [my contract?] with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis. Any time you skip a commercial or watch the button you're actually stealing the programming." But what if you have to go to the bathroom? "I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom."

Read article...

Village makes death look cute
BBC | Submitted by: Ann Onymous
The cemetery in one Romanian town raises gravestone kitsch to a high art. A sample: "Rest in peace - but I do not Saulic Ion lies in this plot In the grounds of Belmezau I a shepherd was, you know A bad Hungarian had come And shot my head with his gun He hacked my body clean asunder Thus I was buried six feet under."

Read article...

Man in England caught riding the pony
Sun | Submitted by: cat
"A cook spotted carrying out a sex act on a pony ran home without his clothes, then rang police to say he’d been mugged, a court heard yesterday. Married Tuncay Ozcan, 24, was caught by a dog walker who returned to his car and switched on the lights, to see the pervert pleasuring himself with one hand while assaulting the pony with the other." With a great picture of an unidentified horse.

Read article...

Testicle biting yields suspension
Australian Football League | Submitted by: Goose
"Former Sydney rover Peter Filandia was tonight suspended for ten matches for biting the testicles of an opponent in an incident which had done "untold damage to the game". Filandia, now playing with and assistant coach of Port Melbourne in the VFL, pleaded guilty to biting the testicles of Springvale’s Chad Davis, who is an AFL listed player with St Kilda."

Read article...

Stolen cash too hot to handle
Australia Daily Telegraph | Submitted by: Ross
"With sparks flying as the heavy metal safe scraped along the road, the thieves drove through four suburbs... The heat generated by the friction made their hot cargo even hotter and before long the inevitable occurred. The ATM caught fire and the bonfire bandits, who until then must have thought the job a huge success, stood helplessly by and watched the flames destroy their booty."

Read article...

Bisexuals at higher risk of mental illness
Reuters | Submitted by: Reid Fleming
"An Australian study published in the May issue of the British Journal of Psychiatry found that young and middle-aged adults who identified themselves as bisexual had the deepest feelings of anxiety, depression and negativity."

Read article...

Penis experimenter keeps the medics busy
Independent Online | Submitted by: reggsy
"After learning from a videotape that inserting objects into body orifices might be an exciting experience, the 30-year old truck driver on one occasion inserted fuse wire and another time a ballpoint pen into his urinary tract, according to cable TV network ETTV."

Read article...

Man suicides with chainsaw
Go PBI Palm Beach | Submitted by: dj pie
"A landscaper took his own life with a gas-powered chain saw on the top deck of the Esperante Building garage late Monday night, according to police." He only made it halfway through his neck, but to his credit this is one of the more advanced and ballsy suicide techniques.

Read article...

PETA Serves up roadkill
PETA | Submitted by: TheMuffinMan
"PETA is dishing up vehicular victims during National Barbecue Month (May) to let hungry carnivores know that if they simply must eat meat, it’s far more humane and wholesome to eat a carcass from the roadway than to pick at parts of a picked-on pig from a "factory farm." Buying chicken nuggets or a supermarket steak condemns factory-farmed animals to be crammed into crates and cages, forced to undergo excruciating procedures such as debeaking and castration without painkillers, and to be skinned and dismembered often while still conscious—while roadkill victims live freely and with their families until they are squashed by Subarus or pummeled by Pathfinders."

Read article...

Chcolate bunny rescued from sacrifice
CNN | Submitted by: p_robertson
"They interrupted a sacred ritual, she told Reuters. "When we yelled Sacrifice the chocolate rabbit they jumped out of their parked cars and started to circle us. They were praying hard. It was really chaos. But we were focused because we were determined they weren't going to stop us and force us to hide."

Read article...


 Copyright 2001 Soylent Communicationsrotten | daily rotten | gaping maw | about