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December 18, 2001

Al Qaeda infiltrated Microsoft XP
Newsbytes | Submitted by: Soylent
This is a preposterous story, included here for its humor value: "During interrogation, Afroze, 25, also claimed that a member or members of Osama bin Laden's Al Qaeda network, posing as computer programmers, were able to gain employment at Microsoft and attempted to plant "trojans, trapdoors, and bugs in Windows XP," according to Ravi Visvesvaraya Prasad, a New Delhi information systems and telecommunication consultant."

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Commuters greeted with slaughter footage
Globe and Mail | Submitted by: Ann Onymous
"Finnish commuters on the rail line to Helsinki got a shock Monday when images of animals being slaughtered were shown repeatedly on the train's television screens. 'It was completely absurd and appalling,' said a startled Hanna Huuskonen, who had been travelling from the southern town of Tampere when what turned out to be the conductor's home video was accidentally displayed to passengers." [Conductor's home video?!?]

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Fecal chicken fuel proposed
CNN | Submitted by: Phat Max
"If it were to catch on, a blend that's 65 percent diesel and 35 percent liquid [chicken faece] waste would reduce the nation's dependence on foreign oil and solve a nagging environmental problem for the poultry industry."

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Saudi Princess arrested for beating servant
myCFnow | Submitted by: anonymous
The niece of King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, one Princess Buniah al-Saud, is in the Orange County Jail for the beating of her servant Memet Ismiyati. The Princess claimed diplomatic immunity, but that has been stripped because of her sketchy INS status. "The princess would yell at me, and say she's 'Al-Saud,' and I was under her feet, that she can do anything to me here. She said, 'I can kill you and nothing would happen to me.'" Except, like, the whole jail thing.

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Scary Christmas
Salt Lake Tribune | Submitted by: Nada
Santa just gets more frightening every year.

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