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September 10, 2001

ASPCA slams Bonsai Kitten
ASPCA | Submitted by: Soylent
And so it goes, "Unfortunately, Bonsai Kitten's new service provider, www.rotten.com, refuses to remove the site on freedom of speech grounds. Since contacting the Web site directly has only increased the creators' resolve to maintain the site, and the new host is unwilling to remove it, we recommend that concerned citizens NOT contact the person running this site or any other Bonsai Kitten related sites."

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Doonesbury admits President Bush smart after all
Fox News | Submitted by: Soylent
The cartoon cited a nonexistent study as fact, that Bush has an IQ half that of Clinton. Also: Cartoons are real life, the cartoon hires a "fact checker" to make sure these things don't slip through. Oops.

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Lingerie Bandit Caught
The State | Submitted by: Soylent
A string of 21 house burglaries in South Carolina largely involving ladies undergarments has finally been solved. In some cases he tried on the garments in question. The underwear bandit, however, faces life imprisonment for each of these offenses -- the Carolinas taking a dim view of such behavior.

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Jess Helms Keeps the Nigger Down
Indymedia | Submitted by: Soylent
When a caller to CNN's Larry King Live show praised guest Jesse Helms for "everything you've done to help keep down the niggers," Helms' response was to salute the camera and say, "Well, thank you, I think." FAIR's litany of documentation regarding the media's treatment of senator Jesse Helms' racism.

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Middle English Dictionary
Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Soylent
Academics have spent 70 years creating a dictionary of Middle English, a language extinct for 600 years. This goes beyond use by those at the Renaissance Faire, it tells us a lot about our own language, But mad, simply mad.

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Microsoft to own Internet error messages
ZDnet | Submitted by: Soylent
An insidious extension into the ownership of your internet desktop.

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Harry Potter Coins
Reuters | Submitted by: Soylent
This has got to be one of the dodgiest things ever.

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One Billionth Second Approaching
electromagnetic.net | Submitted by: Soylent
The epoch since January 1, 1970 rolls over, sorta. Does this matter at all? Not really. But in 2038, we will have another Y2K problem.

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Hank the Angry Dwarf dead
The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: Soylent
Autopsy report of Howard Stern's frequent guest.

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Spectrum Wars
USA Today | Submitted by: Soylent
Hidden battle over the airwaves.

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Christianity almost beaten
Times | Submitted by: Soylent
The Anglican Church finally admits defeat.

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Mother Theresa exorcised
CNN | Submitted by: Soylent
Church officials acknowledge Theresa had the devil inside.

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Nuke missing off Georgia
The Australian | Submitted by: Soylent
United States has admitted a 3450kg bomb was lost off the Georgia coast in 1958. And it's two orders of magnitude more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb. Holy shit, mang.

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The Greatest Vendetta on Earth
Salon | Submitted by: Soylent
Riveting story of the Ringling Circus vendetta against a freelance author, involving the dirty tricks from former CIA agents.

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Millionaire Fatwa
ABC News | Submitted by: Soylent
A religious Fatwa was issued against Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the droll gameshow appealing to greed. While this isn't that interesting, we like to keep up on current Fatwa's.

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French Cult Crackdown
BBC | Submitted by: Soylent
The French Government has decided that unpopular religions will be the target of the state, under a new law enacted against those that use questionable methods such as "misleading publicity" or "psychological pressure to retain members". Of course the Catholic Church, among others, uses both of these techniques, but it is unlikely that it will ever be prosecuted.

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